I knew... but business is business
One day at kindergarten, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, 'I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.'
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Patrick.' The Teacher said, 'Sorry Sean, that's not correct.'
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, 'It was St. Andrew.' The Teacher replied, 'I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.'
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, 'It was Jesus Christ.' The teacher said, 'That's absolutely right, Marvin. Come up here and I'll give you the $5.' As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, 'You know, Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ '.' Marvin replied, 'Well. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business.'
