Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick
packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the
..picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and drinks.
"!...Ok Les Give me the bottle opener"

"?...I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it"

??..Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home
without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he
..refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that
they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down
...the road at a steady pace

,Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving
..but a promise is a promise

..Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and
,just as they are about to eat it
:Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts

:Red_No:

"!...I KNEW IT...! I'M NOT GOING