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CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other!
ÇáÓíÌÇÑÉ: åí ÍÝäÉ ãä ÇáÊÈÛ ãáÝæÝÉ Ýí æÑÞÉ , ÈØÑÝåÇ äÇÑ æÈÇáØÑÝ ÇáÂÎÑ íæÌÏ ÃÍãÞ
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MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelor degree And a woman gains her master
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LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information From the notes of the lecturer To the notes of students Without passing through the minds Of either
ÇáãÍÇÖÑÉ: åí ÚãáíÉ äÞá áãÚáæãÇÊ ãä ÏÝÊÑ ÇáãÍÇÖÑ Åáì ÏÝÇÊÑ ÇáØáÈÉ Ïæä ãÑæÑåÇ ÈÚÞæá ÇáØÑÝíä
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CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present
ÇáãÄÊãÑ: åæ ÍíÑÉ ÔÎÕ ãÖÑæÈÉ ÈÚÏÏ ÇáÂÔÎÇÕ ÇáãÊæÇÌÏíä
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COMPROMISE: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece
ÇáãÓÇæãÉ: åæ Ýä ÊÞÓíã ÇáÛäíãÉ ÈØÑíÞÉ íÙä ÝíåÇ ßá ØÑÝ Çäå ÇÎÐ ÇáÍÕÉ ÇáÃßÈÑ
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TEARS: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power!
ÇáÏãÚ: åæ ÚãáíÉ åíÏÑæáíßíÉ ÊõåÒã ÝíåÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÞÏÑÉ ÇáÐßæÑíÉ ÈæÇÓØÉ ÞæÉ ÇáãÇÁ ÇáÃäËæíÉ
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CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, Nobody listens And everybody disagrees later on
ÛÑÝÉ ÇáÇÌÊãÇÚÇÊ: åí ãßÇä íÊßáã Ýíå ÇáÌãíÚ,áÇ ÃÍÏ íÓãÚ, ÈÚÏåÇ áÇ íÊÝÞ ÃÍÏ
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ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel You are going to feel A feeling You have never felt before
ÇáäÔæÉ: åæ ÅÍÓÇÓ Ííä ÊÔÚÑ Çäß ÓÊÔÚÑ ÈÔÚæÑ áã ÊÔÚÑ Èå ãä ÞÈá
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CLASSIC: A book Which people praise, But never read
ÇáßáÇÓíßíÉ: åæ ßÊÇÈ íãÌÏ Ýíå ÇáÌãíÚ áßä áÇ ÃÍÏ íÞÑÃå
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SMILE: A curve That can set A lot of things straight!
ÇáÇÈÊÓÇãÉ : åí ÇäÍäÇÆÉ ÊÌÚá ÇáÃãæÑ ãÓÊÞíãÉ
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OFFICE: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life
ÇáãßÊÈ: åæ ãßÇä ÊÑÊÇÍ Ýíå ãä ÍíÇÉ ÇáãäÒá ÇáãÊÚÓÑÉ
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YAWN: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth
ÇáÊËÇÄÈ: åí ÇááÍÙÉ ÇáæÍíÏÉ ÇáÊí íãßä ááÑÌá ÇáãÊÒæÌ Åä íÝÊÍ Ýãå
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EXPERIENCE: The name Men give To their Mistakes
ÇáÊÌÑÈÉ : åæ ÇÓã ÃØáÞå ÇáÑÌÇá Úáì ÅÎÝÇÞÇÊåã
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DIPLOMAT: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip
ÇáÏÈáæãÇÓí: åæ ÔÎÕ íØáÈ ãäß ÇáÐåÇÈ Çáì ÇáÌÍíã ÈØÑíÞÉ ÊÌÚáß ãÊÍãÓ ááÑÍáÉ
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OPTIMIST: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway ”SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
ÇáãÊÝÇÆá: åæ ÔÎÕ ÃËäÇÁ ÓÞæØå ãä ÈÑÌ ÇíÝá íÞæá áã ÃÕÈ ÈÃÐì ÈÚÏ
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MISER: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH!
ÇáÈÎíá: åæ ÔÎÕ íÚíÔ ÈÝÞÑ ÍÊì íãæÊ Ûäí
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FATHER: A banker Provided by Nature
ÇáÃÈ: åæ Çáããæá ÍÓÈ ÇáØÈíÚÉ
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BOSS: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early
ÇáãÏíÑ: åæ ÔÎÕ íÃÊí ãÈßÑ Ííä ÊÊÃÎÑ æíÃÊí ãÊÃÎÑ Ííä ÊÈßÑ
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POLITICIAN: One who Shakes your Hand before elections And your Confidence later
ÇáÓíÇÓí: ÔÎÕ íåÒ ÑÃÓß ÞÈá ÇáÇäÊÎÇÈÇÊ æíåÒ ËÞÊß ÈÚÏåÇ
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CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other!
ÇáÓíÌÇÑÉ: åí ÍÝäÉ ãä ÇáÊÈÛ ãáÝæÝÉ Ýí æÑÞÉ , ÈØÑÝåÇ äÇÑ æÈÇáØÑÝ ÇáÂÎÑ íæÌÏ ÃÍãÞ
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MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelor degree And a woman gains her master
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LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information From the notes of the lecturer To the notes of students Without passing through the minds Of either
ÇáãÍÇÖÑÉ: åí ÚãáíÉ äÞá áãÚáæãÇÊ ãä ÏÝÊÑ ÇáãÍÇÖÑ Åáì ÏÝÇÊÑ ÇáØáÈÉ Ïæä ãÑæÑåÇ ÈÚÞæá ÇáØÑÝíä
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CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present
ÇáãÄÊãÑ: åæ ÍíÑÉ ÔÎÕ ãÖÑæÈÉ ÈÚÏÏ ÇáÂÔÎÇÕ ÇáãÊæÇÌÏíä
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COMPROMISE: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece
ÇáãÓÇæãÉ: åæ Ýä ÊÞÓíã ÇáÛäíãÉ ÈØÑíÞÉ íÙä ÝíåÇ ßá ØÑÝ Çäå ÇÎÐ ÇáÍÕÉ ÇáÃßÈÑ
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TEARS: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power!
ÇáÏãÚ: åæ ÚãáíÉ åíÏÑæáíßíÉ ÊõåÒã ÝíåÇ ÞæÉ ÇáÞÏÑÉ ÇáÐßæÑíÉ ÈæÇÓØÉ ÞæÉ ÇáãÇÁ ÇáÃäËæíÉ
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CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, Nobody listens And everybody disagrees later on
ÛÑÝÉ ÇáÇÌÊãÇÚÇÊ: åí ãßÇä íÊßáã Ýíå ÇáÌãíÚ,áÇ ÃÍÏ íÓãÚ, ÈÚÏåÇ áÇ íÊÝÞ ÃÍÏ
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ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel You are going to feel A feeling You have never felt before
ÇáäÔæÉ: åæ ÅÍÓÇÓ Ííä ÊÔÚÑ Çäß ÓÊÔÚÑ ÈÔÚæÑ áã ÊÔÚÑ Èå ãä ÞÈá
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CLASSIC: A book Which people praise, But never read
ÇáßáÇÓíßíÉ: åæ ßÊÇÈ íãÌÏ Ýíå ÇáÌãíÚ áßä áÇ ÃÍÏ íÞÑÃå
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SMILE: A curve That can set A lot of things straight!
ÇáÇÈÊÓÇãÉ : åí ÇäÍäÇÆÉ ÊÌÚá ÇáÃãæÑ ãÓÊÞíãÉ
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OFFICE: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life
ÇáãßÊÈ: åæ ãßÇä ÊÑÊÇÍ Ýíå ãä ÍíÇÉ ÇáãäÒá ÇáãÊÚÓÑÉ
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YAWN: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth
ÇáÊËÇÄÈ: åí ÇááÍÙÉ ÇáæÍíÏÉ ÇáÊí íãßä ááÑÌá ÇáãÊÒæÌ Åä íÝÊÍ Ýãå
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EXPERIENCE: The name Men give To their Mistakes
ÇáÊÌÑÈÉ : åæ ÇÓã ÃØáÞå ÇáÑÌÇá Úáì ÅÎÝÇÞÇÊåã
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DIPLOMAT: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip
ÇáÏÈáæãÇÓí: åæ ÔÎÕ íØáÈ ãäß ÇáÐåÇÈ Çáì ÇáÌÍíã ÈØÑíÞÉ ÊÌÚáß ãÊÍãÓ ááÑÍáÉ
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OPTIMIST: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway ”SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”
ÇáãÊÝÇÆá: åæ ÔÎÕ ÃËäÇÁ ÓÞæØå ãä ÈÑÌ ÇíÝá íÞæá áã ÃÕÈ ÈÃÐì ÈÚÏ
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MISER: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH!
ÇáÈÎíá: åæ ÔÎÕ íÚíÔ ÈÝÞÑ ÍÊì íãæÊ Ûäí
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FATHER: A banker Provided by Nature
ÇáÃÈ: åæ Çáããæá ÍÓÈ ÇáØÈíÚÉ
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BOSS: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early
ÇáãÏíÑ: åæ ÔÎÕ íÃÊí ãÈßÑ Ííä ÊÊÃÎÑ æíÃÊí ãÊÃÎÑ Ííä ÊÈßÑ
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POLITICIAN: One who Shakes your Hand before elections And your Confidence later
ÇáÓíÇÓí: ÔÎÕ íåÒ ÑÃÓß ÞÈá ÇáÇäÊÎÇÈÇÊ æíåÒ ËÞÊß ÈÚÏåÇ
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