School: the place where the father pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: The contract that keep you poor in your life and when you die …. You get rich.
Nurse: The person who wakes you up to give you pills that make you sleep.
Marriage: Agreement in which a man lose his bachelor degree and the woman get her masters.
Divorce: The future tense from Marriage.
Tears : a hydraulic force by which masculine willpower defeated by feminine water power.
Conference: Is a confusion of one man multiplied by the number of the present.
Compromise: Art that divide a cake that everybody believes that he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room: place where everybody talk and nobody listens and later on everybody disagrees.
Father : The bank who provided to us by nature.
Criminal: A guy with no different from the others....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is always early when you are late & late when you early.
Smile: curve can set a lot of things straight.
Office: Place where you can relax from your home life strenuous.
Experience: The name that man give to his mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention that ends all inventions.
Philosopher : the fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he dies
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King of Nothing
